The gimmick of being a well put together 3rd wave ska band rooted in pop and rock roots? Meet me behind the bleachers after school. You're gonna get walloped.

OK. You win. I wanted to snark, but you punned me into submission-oh.

Reel Big Fish was, and still is, good.

WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! Please don't leave…

As a parent of a picky eater? I politely ask you to go stick it when the sun shines less often. As much as I would love to expand the palate of my 5 year old… Some nights I'd like him to just be happy (as new foods legit scare the bejesus out of him for no real reason… save for the fact that I was once a picky eater…

It was either a mixed race paraplegic semi-mute inverse trans-gendered Doctor or NOTHING. Worthless half-measure….

Wow, this is like a buzzfeed video, if you ran it through a hipster-er filter.

"how NPR wrings such clear audio from a space clearly not designed for concert-style performances"… aka "AV CLUB DOES THAT TOO! AWWW COME ON!"

LaToya! Come back! (Thank you for your as-always on-point reviews)

Man that kills me re: Harvey Danger. I love literally everything they've released. And it all is so much better than Flagpole Sitta (which I also like). Crap, does this make me less a hipster? I OWN FUSH YU MANG!

Of course this article would be written a *woman*. Snicker. All superhero movies need explosions and butts. Nothing more, nothing less.

You meant "Master Debater."

The only thing that struck me odd is how "High School Speech Team" the whole show sounded. Minhaj IS a great storyteller… but his cadence and timber make his sound like he's trying to win state in Exempt.

AM I WRONG!?

Hmm. Needed more licking of objects and vague references to drug culture.

Soundgarden told me to down the upvote. Or up the down vote. Not sure.

Dunkleman or we riot.

Schumer has already been tapped to doctor the script. Expect some references to female genitalia, drug usage, and a proclivity to crib the jokes and style of funnier comedians.

All of you… hey now. You're all stars.

Now I know what it means to have imbibed the Four Loco… as I've wasted time in my life I want back for reading this article… and I'm ashamed. WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE <vomit>?