This story, as all others dealing with anything to do with the destruction of orange-hued squashes… will be picked up by Q101, and rebroadcast on the hour… Accompanying a super set from quadrophrenia!

I'm most looking forward to AV Club Undercover 2016!

The rumble swerve is a fine piece of booking — until Roman super Cena's his way through 29 other people to retain. Then you have NO booking into Mania. Unless, Rao-willing… we get a completely new champion. Not Shamus. Not Reigns. No baby. I'm talking Heath. Slater. BABY!

Damnit, I was stone-faced until I read "farts"

I stupidly clicked on the first youtube video. I regret waking up today, and here by proclaim the day is ruined.

This article was impossible to read whilst head-bopping. You? Me? You? Me? Me? You? *Starts grinding on AV Clubs' leg*

I honest-to-Rao felt like Vince just dusted off a 2002 script for Smackdown, erased a few names, and set the show on auto-pilot. It took 48 minutes (!) to get to an actual match. And by then Brooklyn would have NO rest holds and psychology to chew on. And then to give us Big Show vs. the Mid-Card again to remind us…

Can you just alert us now if the remainder of your reviews will continue to nag on your point that the show is overtly cheeky? Or shall we endure it ad nauseam? (You have to read this in thick South Carolinian drawl, by the way…)

False! I… err… Kanye penned "I am a God" for that!

I'mma let you finish, AV Club… but how come ya'll didn't consider my… I mean Kanye's "Jesus Walks"? Hyyuuhhh?

Great Job, Internet!

Actually that portion of it isn't that hard. Because they wanted everyone to "tag" their post with specific hashtags. All it really takes is an intern per award.

I can understand from the management's perspective… Raw (and the WWE) should NEVER have an off season. Because precious ad buys and TV deals demand it. But why not give a Monday or two off for the "main roster" and attempt to build up the undercard? Give NXT some precious Monday night prime time. Let some of the…

Just don't take into account how often Tina herself was offended by (yes, terrible) comedy from idiots like Andrew Dice Clay. Granted, she was offended, but didn't complain. Instead, she did it herself, better. And take this for what it's worth: I used to be a tall, fit, sportsball playing jock… Who adopted the guise…

Can't we all just enjoy that they are all beautifully white men?

There was an honest part of me hoping that having Sheldon orgasm might send him down a path where he tries to optimize his sexual performance with Amy… turning them into the proverbial "couple who can't stop with the PDA and sexual innuendo". But then I realized that would in turn put more needless screws (pun…

No more than folks trying to figure out which end fires the laser out of the barrel, sir.

It was absolutely one of the best episodes of the series. As denoted: sweet, fun, and in service to the characters. The whole time, I kept half-wincing as they set up potential pratfalls of unnecessary drama — Sheldon letting slip he considered Star Wars over being with Amy, Was the sex any good, or Would they ever…

"Don't make me angry… you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" … "You see, when I'm angry, I don this here tact-i-cool vest, let my hair out a bit, and I become a Samoan Superman!" … "OK, yeah, the transformation does render me a bit of a dullard when speaking." …"RRRRAAA! Buh-leeeeeee-dat!"

$25 to Boyle for donning blackface before the episode is over.