I can't wait for the rise of Neville… like so many before him. Wait… did Damian Sandow NOT win the WWE World Heavyweight Title last night?

Clearly this is a staunch reference to the Sopranos, because of the use of

I'm way late to this party… and this comment will likely be like spitting in the wind… but here goes anyways:

Forgive me… When did Deadpool gain the ability to teleport??

Macho Man is a saint, and don't you forget that. DIG IT!

I hope this dude runs on the ticket with Trump. Then, it's only 4 years to President Camacho, baby!

It's like the AV Club done went and submitted their script to Bennett and Mooney, and they said – in hilarious monotone – "Sure, OK. I guess. Why not?" I'd say kudos to ya'll, but that was… bad.

It doesn't sound crazy. It sounds like you didn't take your pills this morning.

I appreciate that Jimmy is taking it seriously for once.

You clearly haven't had the Kalenator yet.

Kudos to you, for this.

King Barret interfered because of the longstanding friendship between Britain, Ireland, and Bulgaria… Read your history books!*

You're….. just….. butt hurt….. you….. didn't….. have….. the opportunity….. to write….. the….. joke….. yourselves.

Bite my shiny metal micro-transaction!

Well isn't this that then there don't cha know kinda great, then there.

^^ More succinct than eventual AV Club review.

No mention that the Queen of Assassins was Missy from Doctor Who? -25 points. No mention of Wayne Manor not installing window locks? -15 points. Tsk, tsk AV Club. I expected better. *Crosses the line of antonymous shaming*

At the end of each episode… after lulling contestants to his normal volume and intonation… Host Cena will have his theme song expelled from a hidden "sonic cannon" – once deemed "too mean" for traditional military use – to play his theme song from the WWE. Any contestant who doesn't immediately mutter "damnit, I…

Something, something, something… sweet onion sauce. Yup. Nailed it!

Not enough Axe-Shotguns.