And Lenny Clark looked up from his want ads, and smiled that knowing smile.
"Today… is a good day."

Credit where it's due: Trump is buddy buddy with Vince McMahon. Vinny Mac no undoubtedly taught 'The Golden Glider' how to be a heel. It's working, and America will pay for it.

I'd love it if Kalisto and Neville formed a team. Kalisto could grab Neville's ankles, and Neville could grab Kalisto's wrists, and they could roll around the ring like a wagon wheel of death. Or, one could stand on the shoulders of the other, put on a larger cape… And be the height of a standard wrestler on the…

Key & Peele not winning over Amy Schumer makes me sadder than R. Kelly when he's thirsty and has no one to pee on.

And I don't recall: did Alton include "Fly to Louisiana to purchase crawfish" in the recipe, or did he do that to be entertaining?

I've watched all of Good Eats kind sir. And the master of never using the unitasker may require that his recipes are devout in their execution, I've never felt they were overly complicated. Or are you just the type who prefers his Lean Cuisines to NOT include the stir step? #PattonTroll

Please cancel this apocalypse. Don't cancel the impending film that Del Toro promised would feature Jaegers combining. Even typing that gives me a nerd-boner. Curse you penny-pinching non-giant robots!!!

Alton Brown could have done that all in 3 months. And the sandwich would have tasted amazing.

Just to enjoy this story further, I booted up a 14.4 modem, connected to AOL, and reloaded this page. It took 17 minutes… but made it all the better!

This exists: https://twitter.com/NewDays…

I don't need a bot to tell me my addiction to late 90's British Pop makes me the hippest elderly 33 year old on the boat, dag nabbit!

Let me guess, Rob Riggle wasn't free?

Got bless you, Martin Tupperware.

What do you mean? *Checks Tape* *Sees the tape labeled from 2003* Oh…

I'm sure my buddy Martin Tupperware is somewhere down the thread, but in case not? The Shield -1 needs more Steve Blackman to compete with The Wyatt's new Turd Ferguson.

To help you out, you actually click the down arrow. I'll assume you commented, so as to allow me to attribute the net score of 1 specifically to your aforementioned downvote.

You forgot the part where Bill Murray's blessing as it were has already netted the movie 4 sequels with the studio. FWIW, Ghostbusters 4: The One With the Jackie Wilson song Remade by Nicki Minaj is my least favorite.

I don't know this guy. I'm not watching his YouTubes. And I hate him. And SNL. And white people. And Weekend Update. #Riblet4Lyfe

Someone pay President Camacho to wrestle Kanye to the ground. Unless Mike Myers is his running mate. Can Canadians be Vice Presidents?

Somewhere a homeless former writer of "Friends" screams to the heavens… "Why couldn't there have been a physical manifestation of Smelly Cat!!!"