Only half as tasty!

I hope, just to snag free attention… Taco Bell and Wendy's join instead to make the Baconator Taco Explosion Frosty Churro.

DAAAAAA SAAAAASAGE. The only encased meat that comes with free BlueBlockers and a mustache!

Ahem. The LO-CAL CALZONE ZONE…

I'm all about Bill Hader… but does IFC literally just back the moderately sized cargo van of money anytime Fred Armisen declares "I figured out another way to make fun of white privilege!"

(runs finger between lips, up and down, to recreate that whole "underwater" vocal aesthetic) Rangers! Did I do thaa-aat?

… and more Steve Blackman. But for seriously… yes, let's book by the book; and spin our wheels. I assume Smackdown this week will be 2 hours of video packages. Maybe they'll let Charlotte wrestle Alicia Fox… and Cosmic King Barrett will debut his laser-guided infinity gauntlet bullhammer elbow of destruction!

I hope the show is literally just him and Leslie Jones demanding orange soda from Loren.

Hey. Be thankful it didn't turn out to be Jokerman.

I don't care what he yells, so long as he gets them both to finally play the drums correctly.

There's still time! *salt thrown in eyes*

But I bet you could name a dozen Green Day songs that are out and out copies! :) Seriously, I was being snarky (funny, that phrasing)… Nirvana, and Cobain made wonderful music, that was INSPIRED by many things, but ripped off none. In Utero remains one of my very favorite albums. Thanks Ron… now I've destroyed my…

Never said they didn't. But I am implying Kurt ONLY listened to them, obviously.

Do they sell calzones?

It's more believable and entertaining story then Lucas has penned in the last 10 years.

*listen to pixies* *do some drugs* *write hook* … #HeelComment

Amateurs, the lot of you! I simply ask for a burrito inside my burrito. Burrito is a topping, right?

I watched it. It wasn't as terrible as I'd thought. Sure, it was as ham fisted as Ham Fist Man, the FF villain from Fantasic Four #386… but you have to have a bit of love for a film that took the time to use spray paint to white-up the temples of Mr. Fantastic… AND reuses the same "go invisible and make the henchmen…

"I don't know when the Simpsons replaced all episode content with a 22 minute uninterrupted couch gag sponsored by Jiffy Lube, but I'll be damned if it's not the best thing I've seen since season 8!"

"I djou-djou-djouoooose you, Senorita Chalmertz"