I CAN. I WILL. I PROMO.

Yeah, nothing gets talent and fans excited more than winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Over the Top Rope Banana Fanna Faux Battle Royale With Cheese. I mean… last year, Cesaro won to a huge pop, and look where he is now! He's a tag team champion, after he proved his prowess as a singles competitor by winning the…

Kramer burst through my cornea, and my heart exploded! GET OUT!

Followed by a 68 car pile up.

"That's weird. Jim Belushi has sent in just 14 tapes today."

This sounds like a setup for that thing where he tries to tell as many jokes about the topic in a minute… and then gets 2 off while he smirks. Let's begin!

Nope. But thanks for the helpful question. I knew my screenwriting teacher was lying to me when he said I had promise.

I imagine Quintin and Robert coming over to Smith's palatial vista…

With this set as legal precedent, are Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook leaving the country? When I was four, I painted a red square once…

They are. And how dare they. Monster chicks are chicks too. Chicks who needed to have hotter snouts and smaller snorflaxers.

WE were first, but here you are again, taking ALL THE CREDIT!

I sure can! Touch your elbows behind your back.

The Chinese AV Club already started posting reviews wherein they talk about how they always found the first seasons of Chinese SNL to be funnier, when in fact, it was still the same "1 good sketch for every 3 wastes of time" it'd always been. Also, Chinese Sinbad O'Connor has been banned due tearing up a picture of…

The best part? The youtube link that doesn't work; because IFC CONTROLS MORE THAN YOU THINK, PUNY AV CLUB!

Fo' rizzle-dizzle, Lafergizzle!

BAH GAWD He's using the CUTTLEFISH JICAMA SALAD!

But it's not tasty!

How about the Futurama episode featuring the fate of Fry's dog?

To be fair Mr. Perkins… if your reviews are to be believed to be "Loved" and not "Mildly chortle at when I'm not leaving forced sighs out" then I'll eat my beard.

Hey. I've been doing Graphic Design now for 10 years. It's not an overrated desk job. It's rated exactly where it needs to be. Allow me to design you a 3900 x 3900 infographic to depict how normal-rated our position is!