Up? Up. Down! Down… Left; Right. Left–Right. Bee… A start.

This article has proven the Ayatollah to be a potty mouth.

They were stunt waffles, duh.

Dick Van Dyke should have made way more metal.

#GDYC son. G. D. Y. C.

I can't wait for Snyder's treatment of Ma Hunkle.

Agent Carter has done more right in 6 episodes than Agents of Shield has done in a season and a half. Someone take this to series, please… Even if only for one more set of 7. And then? Those same someones need to hope over to the their sister show and right the ship.

I'd love to see Static Shock, Freakazoid, Exo-Squad, or even Reboot covered.

My name is Jim Gordon. I stand for truth, justice, competency, and straight up macking on chicks at my desk. Come. Get. Some.

That god the Flash was a Warbler in a previous life.

Anyone remember that episode of Full House, where Uncle Jesse "Invented" a doo-hickey that you put over your face when you apply hairspray? It's good to know Hollywood NEVER throws out a good prop.

Did I seriously just read a semi-un-snarky newsblip about Kanye and an impending release? Oh A/V Club… you're getting soft. And it makes me want to hug you.

If you like it, then you shoulda put a salad on it…

Hey. Hey. Rocket did not carry Guardians. Michael Rooker did.

I imagine Moore will interview Rogen outside of this establishment, while they ask passersby if it's constitutionally correct to allow opinion to determine the ability to consume steak and famous yeast rolls. Then… Moore will stage a one man hunger strike, as Rogen will realize he has tons of money and friends, and…

What's my age again?

Cue entrance of Rudy, Olivia, Winnie, or the other baby.

What I enjoyed most here was the sheer joy of it all; how each of these four kids have combined into a makeshift family. Wait. No. Something is wrong. SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG!

I'm still not sure if Flass actually did it, and the ends were supposed to justify the means… or if it was just a lie forced on tape so Gordon could get a "win". And lord help us: if Kringle rejects Nygma and that's what sparks his movement toward riddle-based thief? I quit. I quit. I'm back, and then I quit.

I was personally hoping for "Pardon My Zinger".