*Spins wheel of predictable SNL jokes.*
"Kenan makes a funny face, and it's MANDATORY."

No pitchforks… so long as a hipster band, clad in skinny jeans, horn-rimmed glasses, a knit cap (4 sizes too big or too small ONLY), a flannel, and an uncouth attitude that says "I wear this because it's vegan friendly" is singing it.

Sick burn on Corky Romano!

Lord, bless this rocket house, and all who dwell within the rocket house.

What I appreciate most is 18 seconds in, I can already feel the weight of the world on the shoulder of the AV Clubbers… Too ironically detached from the very notion of having to eat candy for the entertainment of others.

I don't recall. My wife is also Bill Cosby. (Good catch. Dragged was the operative term I fat-fingered.)

My wife swears by the movie, and drug me kicking and screaming to the couch to watch it. Shortly after watching it, I removed myself from the couch… bought a dozen roses, a box of candy, and a bear that said "I'm sowwy". I sent it to Lisa Kudrow because to that point I'd never known she could be in something and not…

Barenaked Ladies - One Week

Reel Big Fish - Sell Out

They Might Be Giants - Can't Keep Johnny Down

And sorry for the zing. I guess before your piece I was never so much a Kevin Smith apologist… but someone, I'd convinced myself that even with dwindling box office receipts, he was considered a talent and valuable hollywood asset. Maybe less so, but yes, I appreciate your sentiments.

Longing for Smith and Rodriguez to "grow up" (in spite of your inner teen calling you a sellout) is a silly thesis to me. Smith's films (Clerks II and Zak and Miri) are both literally about growing up. The fact that they didn't reach box-office gold (but both did land basic cable syndication deals) isn't a sign to me…

It stands to be said: If you're going to the show tonight… no matter WHAT they tell you: BYOB.

Just to be THAT guy: Bullock equates Penguin to the Bonsai Tree. Maroni equates him to a smart monkey. I'll go back over to my corner now.

I imagine in another life, this dude was done by Donna, and tossed to the curb harder than vegan bacon by Ron.

C'mon, best webisode idea I saw would be the "Was it Holt or not".

Thanks, Media! Next thing you'll tell me is that Jello Pudding Pops, Coke II, and Kodak Film aren't made by Cosby himself! Zippity zoppity. Now to drink this refreshing Shirley Temmmmppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Mythbusters will travel to Rand McNally to see if the Hamburgers there really eat people.

Why else commit so thoroughly to a joke. I mean, I'm a graphic designer, and I get paid by the drop-shadow so…

—Daniel Tosh said, with a knowing smirk.