At first, I wanted to give kudos for using Saved By The Bell to figure in to your opening joke. But then I figured you got paid by the word. Boo I say! Boo!

Not going to lie. I got through the first list and saw someone ask to forgive Seth McFartlane for "A Millions Ways to Die in the West" because "Blazing Saddles" was anachronistic in it's jokes too.

I can't believe they missed A Hundred Ways to Fart In the Old West. I mean, shouldn't consideration be given to trailers that literally give you all the quality content of their parent films, in a tight 90 seconds?

"Is it the kind of love between a man and a woman… or the kind between a man and a fine Cuban cigar?"

I imagine Paul will end up living at Dave's house, post show… And just mildly narrate one or two word sentences after everything David does.

Holy crap on a cracker this was hilarious.

I think I'll miss Adam Sesslar's snarky debunking of my love of Dynasty Warriors sequels most. Followed quickly by those 4 hour blocks of Cops.

Ahh, well, I concede defeat then. Your assertion was corroborated by several sites postulating this was meant to be UCLA, but rebranded for legal reasons. GO PEACOCKS!

I'd watch that Roomba. Yule Log? Suck it.

They went to "ULA", which as presented looked to be a community college with 2 fraternities: the white republican one, and the militant black kid one.

It was a great show, all in all. Especially the 'very special episodes' wherein Carlton bought a gun because he and Will got mugged… When Carlton's aspirations of Princeton were thwarted and he ended up at a community college (which was convenient, since, I don't know … "Safety Schools" must not exist in the Universe…

They did. When they confronted Vince McMahon about it… his pyro hit, and the next thing they need, the ether wore off, and they were in HELL IN A CELL!

I bet the first episode deals mainly with Community.

Survivor Series ended well…

Pretty sure Cisco already tossed out the name "The Flash" to Barry earlier in the series. So Barry didn't exactly come to it organically.

Is there a macro the AV Club uses to write these response pieces? "NAME OF PERSON to star in TITLE. More than likely it will WITTY REFERENCE before it has to SECOND WITTY REFERENCE. But, seriously, it's about PLOT. So, be sure to look out when it TIE WITTY REFERENCE to PLOT."

-25 points to the reviewer for missing that the big boss is Black Mask. If we had to take a shot for every time the show mashes in future Gotham loonies… we'd be drunk by the end of the cold open. Chilling, ain't it? (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DUH DUH!)

In response, Warner Brothers announced 17 new Harry potter films.

What ever happened to McDonalds being about food, friends, and fun?

In Rob's wet dreams, perhaps. ¡L'Chaim!