I don't care what their IRL marriage statuses are, but when Lynn met Christine I saw love sparks fly. Totally 'shipping them now.

I did find it incredibly weird that the whole cow appeared to be filled with bloody intestines instead of discernable organs.

No, that's Chicago.

I want to see Joe Bastianich and Tywin Lannister in a take-down throw down. Oh the tears that will come.

I cheered so hard when Lynch said that about Natasha. I was laughing at myself that the self-proclaimed "pretty girl" got picked last for the beauty team, and then that happened, and it was amazing.

I was working out (on an empty stomach) watching that this morning and thank god for that because I almost threw up when they showed her finger chunk. WHY WOULDN'T YOU USE A GUARD FOR YOUR MANDOLINE USE THE GUARD OH MY GOD

Russia IS in Asia, but Spain is not. That's where those baby eels come from and anyone who's watched a Bourdain show should know that you flour and fry those babies.

We already lost a portion of a finger with full sight this week!

That's a brilliant connection. No sarcasm.

This one kind of bored me because there weren't any unique cooking techniques shown. It was people screwing up realllllly basic things.

But they really do use the Pasadena city hall for Pawnee! http://parksandrecreation.w…

I think she said something about wanting to slap Bethy, and I said, out loud, "well I want to smack you in the mouth"

Oh I got the distinct impression that Graham didn't like the salad because it was too acidic. He said it was nowhere near as good as her lobster.

Yeah, I haven't watched it yet so I don't know the details, but it sure sounds like his dad is the killer…

Hey we kind of did that on April 19 here in Cambridge, which I didn't connect until I read your comment.

Yeah, the idea that "kids won't eat anything but pizza" is total bullshit. Kids will eat what you teach them to eat. I don't have kids but I have hung out with a number of toddlers who will happily eat smoked fish and salads and other real food because no one tried to dumb their palate down.

I thought that was with a groomsman at someone's wedding that was supposedly perfect for her, but that it got totally played off as a joke (like making fun of how stiff she was the day after, etc.). She and Livingston's character had other problems.

I'm hoping the reviewer's being a bit tongue-in-cheek because if not, that and referring to a really beautiful filet black cod as "a lump of cod" show a lack of food knowledge. These contestants are hilarious assclowns and many of them have dubious skills, but they really do give them the best shit to cook with…

"Can I keep it?"

Don't they do that on Worst Cooks in America? It's nice because people actually learn something… I don't know if I thought this was tacky, but it seemed pointless.