What! Not with our brand new* defenseman! We got him for a 1st round draft pick, he must be amazing**!

Indisputable truth.

If you haven't noticed Versus' change to NBC Sports, this means you aren't watching enough hockey. This can easily be remedied by: watching more hockey. You'll like it! Fast action, highly skilled maneuvers, logic-defying flexibility, awesome beards, the occasional sanctioned fight - what's not to love?

"And scars? Hello! If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!" - Robin Scherbatsky

Huh? http://www.nhl.com/ice/stan…

YES!!!! RED WINGS FOR LIFE. (Never mind we just traded a 1st round pick for a dude we cut in 2008 and didn't even include a "Steve Yzerman must play in the Winter Classic Alumni Game" clause in the trade. Juuust never mind that.)

I'm so excited that I can't even think of my own clever comment to add. So I have stolen this from someone very funny at Vulture: "We really will see them after regionals!!!" (Thanks, doormantothesky!)

I doubt that Stevens would actually make weight right now - not that he's much over. And I'm most likely heavier than him (I'm 6') and I don't hurt my horses or anything.

Say what you will, but The Bachelor has been top-notch comedy this season, and it's my Top Pick! We get to see where the awesomely bitchy model comes from! (My guess is some generic McMansion in Orange County. But I'm pulling that out of thin air!)

"…with Rosie in a major race for the first time, with Walter and Joey and the gamblers watching, with the jockey who was supposed to ride him in one version of the plan trying desperately to make weight."

Thank you for your human answer to a genuine question.

Cooool story, bro.

I agree. I think this was really, really good (but not perfect). I also don't believe in the wife's real-ness, but I think that actress just always grates on me for some reason (she's like a Claire Dunphy with even fewer redeeming qualities). But when I suspend that disbelief, this is completely intriguing. Killen and…

I just watched this episode, and I love it for many, many reasons. But most of all, these two:

Doesn't dear Joanie have enough going on with the Roger Sterling baby she's trying to pass off as belonging to Dr. Cutup the part-time rapist? I'm just sayin', that's a lot on a plate.

And cue the Chelsea-hate. I do not understand why there is this giant backlash against Chelsea every time she does something. Do I ever watch "Are You There, Chelsea?" GOD NO. But I do think her talk show is funny! I spend a lot of time on these comment boards, and I'm so baffled by why the people here think that…

I thought this was a typically hilarious episode, but the best part for me was when Jane felt up the shirtless Jimmy Wolk and he broke in the scene. Eliza Coupe said in an interview that the take was a break, but so good they used it anyway. You can totally tell, but I LOVE it!

I love him far more than is reasonable to love a TV actor.

Oh my gosh, it's like a time capsule. People saying Parks and Rec is "disappointing" … MySpace references … FlashForward buzz …

Somewhere in America, Hosea is sitting in his basement, watching this season and laughing maniacally and getting more and more excited with each craptastic episode. "No longer will I hold the title of worst Top Chef ever!!!! Revengence is mine!! Bwahaha."