You've done a man's job, sir. It's too bad she won't back up her files… but then again, who does?

I liked Craig J. Clark and profdragon's early material, but when they started trying to coordinate inactivity, their sense of humor just got too political for me.

He blends.

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Show us his The Man certificate.

He obviously engineered this scenario so he could escape an embarrassing loss to you.

Nerds need something to argue about too.

I already do this at theaters anyway (wouldn't want to miss a minute of Mirror Mirror!), so I'll gladly start sitting in the tweet seats.

Just to revisit the past, the most important season of the show was only a dream.

He rescued Aang so Zhao would not receive credit for the capture of the avatar, and his rescue of Appa didn't have an apparent endgame. Maybe he wanted bait to trap Aang.

Hey, do you guys read The Onion?

But 10% more evil. Is it worth the cost?

I once wore a navy blue tie with green stripes, and I got excommunicated.

Twist: It was Hal Gardner!

A chemistry teacher finds out he has cancer and starts cooking meth to leave money behind for his family: METHSTER.

In what way would that be more interesting than, say, all of the main cast spontaneously combusting over the course of one season?

He only works on Dexter to support his first passion: mini-van commercial voice over work.

I'm afraid we will be cancelling your AVClub account until you relinquish that soul.

They are all very versatile murderers.

It's not every day that I get to triple my net worth.