No, no, I'm pretty sure we'll find you in the Ionian Nebula, good as new.

Let's hope so.

On the contrary, no one even has online friends to start with in EVE.

If you can't spot the hoser in Canada, it's you.

Targarycest: Is Inescapable.

I'm glad you included a video link, because no written words would have ever convinced me that this happened.

Yes, but the joke was that Mazda is an inappropriate entity to use the Lorax as a mascot; Black Orpheus was saying Horton would likewise be a mascot with a message contrary to Planned Parenthood's platform.

If we just allow MPAA to control internet content, we wouldn't have to worry about what children see here.

And great writers aren't afraid to submit shit on a page and pretend it's solid gold if they're on a deadline. Bravo, Stine.

I. Jesus checks out 4chan
II. Jesus looks at goatse
III. Jesus masturbates the first time
IV. Jesus sees his mother
V. Jesus makes Simon of Cyrene look at goatse
VI. Jesus requests Veronica Rule 34
VII. Jesus masturbates the second time
VIII. Jesus starts girls of Jerusalem thread
IX. Jesus masturbates the third time
X. Jesus…

I tried, but it came out Sean Connery post Untouchables.

The court ruling over copyright ownership indeed favored Gaiman, but that was almost a decade ago. However, there have been continuing legal battles over the royalty fees owed based on Gaiman's co-ownership, which was recently settled.

This doesn't have to end badly. The recent MacFarlane/Gaiman truce shows that the comics industry can let go of a grudge based on a legal situation after waiting ten years.

Grace Ryan is a professional; Xander Crews is OBJECTIVELY wonderful.

Dear CBAH,
The conditional withholding of sex from your husband is akin to giving him an engraved invitation to rape you.

Who is John Aglialoro?

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Luckily, I am completely insolvent.

What keeps a person in a relationship with an abusive party, like Comedy Central?

I have a tattoo of Calvin and Hobbes on my thigh, and Calvin isn't taking a wee; he's hugging Hobbes!