I've got a 'gift' for all your moms.

'Heart', sure.

He couldn't carry my leopard skin thong!

Well played, sir!

I'd hit that!

I'll pick you up at the bus station and show you around town.

I'll see if I can get around to it but right now I gotta put some water in your mom's dish.

Face it, you're Oprah's bitch!

That's not all that's loosely based on your mother!

Neither does your mom but that's not stopping anyone!

Neither is your mom!

Killer Party makes "House Party II" look like "House Party I"

I can get you the same thing and save you the airfare!

I spent the weekend driving my Cadillac around town and kicking big butted women in the ass.  Good help is hard to find these days and your mother isn't getting any younger!

Not in words that won't get me immediately banned!

Be careful about listening to too many assholes.  You'll get hearing AIDS.

Say hello to your mother for me!

Too bad he can't afford to pay for it!

They didn't invent it, they just drove the price down to where it doesn't make sense for anyone else to do it.

The man's a rank amateur who doesn't deserve the title!