Rock Hudson, that man's taken more balls to the chin than Don Baylor!

She's got a chip on her shoulder ever since Anne Romney got offered $1 million to appear in Playboy and National Geographic only offered her $50.

It can be arranged!

You got to loosen up that cock ring my man!

More like her 'This urine sample tastes suspicious' face.

Hey bitch, let's get those heels out on the track and make daddy some money!

You're never too young to learn about hos, my man!

Brother Dolomite got nothing on me!

Only when I'm working your mom, baby!

Hop in, playa!

I got 12 oscillating inches but it ain't no fan!

He pops in and out now and then.

For $40 I can fix that.

'Taint so!

I thought it said 'Hotown'.

You got to love how he puts the pimp hand down!!

Quit trying to hate on a playa!

But those bitches sure know how to make that money!