No need for quotes around "asshole."

Upvoted for username/comment synergy. And also for being factual.

That would require a distortion of space-time since, as we all know,
It started way back in history
WIth Adrock
MCA
and (he) Mike D

As an old person with a theater degree and who is about to walk into the Showbox to see MxPx, I consider this whole idea to be not good.

I TOLD YOU XANDER'S FINE! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?! WHO'S ON TRIAL HERE ANYWAY?!

(Honestly, I'm not trying to steal Xanderpuss' thunder. I think I just wake up earlier.)

I am Gleep Glop. Xanderpuss is fine. Best leave it at that.

Again, since I'm here.

ROWSDOWER!

Looks like he's ready to call it a Day!

TV version of Trading Places, Denholm Elliott hangs up the phone and says "What a scout"

If you think about it, we're all half-centaur.

Cooties AND covfefes! #ihopecovefefeisstillathing

It must be hard for Tiffany that her father has never publicly said that he wants to have sex with her.

My fantasy is that after his father and siblings are all ruined and rotting in prison Barron will use what's left of the family fortune to do philanthropic work.

Since I'm here.

I hope your day is Super, Biz.

I am a lineman for the county. Not that you asked.

Only if you believe that healthcare is also an inhuman right.

Agreed. The mannerisms, attitude and general Trump dumbness are pretty spot on. The voice sounds like Dennis Miller doing an impression of Scott Ferrall.