That thought alone gives me hope.

His name was Michael and they called him Jim?

So, Adam's definitely going down as one of the dumbest players this game has ever seen.

And I can hardly leave the house in my jodhpurs without being scoffed at!

It's pronounced "me underwears."

Two words - Zip Drive

Ringo is one of the two best living Beatles.

Reach out and touch snark.

Already used for Romney

His dopey expression makes Taylor look like he's constantly watching a video of someone getting hit in the nuts.

Has the hilarity of GingerHulk sporting a tramp stamp been addressed?

Well I don't know what I expected.

Wouldn't that be nice?

I fear that this may be his "I could grab her by the pussy in the middle of 5th Avenue and I wouldn't lose any votes" moment.

You shot who in the what now?

Me.

And who will give you candy if you get in his van and help find his lost puppy.

I prefer Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.

I accept your challenge, Mr. Phileas Fogg!

I went to school with him when he shot this commercial. I didn't know him all that well but can confirm that he was indeed a very nice guy.