Indeed!

I would like to make it clear that I am into neither Mambo nor National Socialist Black Metal, thank you very much.

Max Power! He's the man with name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch!

Metaphor!

Celebrity attempts creative endeavor, Internet responds predictably.

He's been married since 2005 but you know those Hollywood types and their loose morality.

I want a Chris R. column.

Was Gerald a significant character? I may have slept through more of this movie than I realized.

I prefer a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

"If you thought Now You See Me was stupid, just wait until you get a load of this ridiculous pile of shit! B"

Especially if you're doing it right!

I can tell he’s guilty for the words he told me considering every time he sees me in school, he runs away with CancerAids filled eyes.

You only say that because you've heard Audioslave.

I used to harbor a fantasy that Zach de la Rocha would join forces with Kim Thayil, Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron and show Audioslave how it's done.

I used to root for him to salvage his career until he was on Howard Stern and laughed about doing research for a character by going to a support group for parents of recently deceased children and pretending he had a kid who had died. That put me solidly in the "fuck that guy" camp.

That piece of shit was the first movie I ever almost walked out on, but the theater served beer so I opted instead to drink in earnest to numb the awfulness.

JOE WINS INMUYMIT!

I encountered something similar at the Kingdome when I was a kid in the 70's. Giant circular bucket with a waterfall in the center. Had it to myself so didn't have to spend my pee time looking some grown up in the eye. After I finished up a guy came out of a stall and washed his hands in it. The urinal trough was…

ROWSDOWER!

The throw away bit that always gets me when Bud, Lite and the guys attack Otto's old boss and for some reason Kevin is there in the background watching TV.