I thought Only God Forgives was beautiful to look at but horrible to watch. My friend with whom I saw Drive (we both loved it) asked if I would recommend that he watch OGF. The best I could come up with was "Refn is clearly a director with a vision, but I have no fucking idea what he's seeing."

You're not carnival personnel!

Yes, Daisy is somewhere between 29 and 31 and somehow the subplot of Molesly encouraging her to go learn fucking arithmetic isn't supposed to seem completely bizarre.

Sorry, I wasn't actually on the jury. I probably should have been clearer about that before offering my opinion

Band of Brothers remains, for me, the most affecting piece of television I've ever seen and as a result I've always forgiven everyone associated with it any subsequent career and/or life choice missteps (See Damien Lewis - Dreamcatcher, Rick Gomez - What About Brian, Colin Hanks - various.)

Well fucking goddammit all to hell.

Yeah, so guys, that's a big "Nope." Just fyi.

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie…

You're a prick!

Oh Peeta, you're clumsy!!

Perhaps this has already been addressed, but just who the fuck are the fans that wanted to see Abi get a second chance?

Weekday afternoon, hungry, I went to a nearby Cinebarre. I walked into Now You See Me because it was the only thing starting within a half hour. It was fucking awful. 3 months or so later I had to sit through this shitty, shitty movie again when my wife and kids bought it On Demand for family movie night because I…

Do yourself a favor and never, ever, ever google "Suriname Toad." Basically a living lotus pod with babies coming out of its back.

In my head I read it as "antler-clasping kook", which I suppose also fits.

Me too. For everything.

You’ll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

To which I ask you, did any of the other nominated songs have thought provoking lyrics like "With the power to be strong, and the wisdom to be wise?" No, they do not!

Ah-yuh! I'm cahving a hate stick to beat a Spaniard!

I don't know, being from a culture that prized masculinity so highly I think being called Ivar the Boneless might have its drawbacks.

Giovanni knock it off or they Ribisi-ing you in court.