The Slater knows….

He also was the archetypical ineffectual Lieutenant in "Platoon". Seems like he plays this type of character an awful lot, but damn if he's doesn't make it work.

I burnt it by watching you!!!

Can't narrow it down to one so I'll toss out a few in some sort of order.

I always thought it was "When life gives you lemons, shove those lemons right up its ass until life sees yellow". That's the version I'm teaching my children anyway.

First!

"Vape On My Fingers, Scabs In My Lungs"

From the picture I would guess it's the playlist from when Chris Shiflett officiated a same sex double wedding.

sigh Yeah, godammit, I know.

Going through a prop house I saw the poster for the Coolidge vs. Wilson fight from Pulp Fiction just lying on a shelf. I was tempted to walk out with it and easily could have. I feel both better and worse that I didn't.

The blond guy with the bowl cut is a fellow named Luther Winston Fortinberry, a.k.a. Tennessee Winston Luke. He's appeared in a couple of things with Tim & Eric. About 20 years ago I was working for a production company and he submitted a script called "Little Baby Jesus" and it was hands down the most batshit…

Is it universally understood that Whitney Houston is to blame for ushering in the era of singers thinking they need to put their personal stamp on the national anthem? Because if so then I can probably stop yelling that at strangers.

Same here, except substitute "He" with "raging alcoholism"

My dream is that Jeff grabs the jar full of votes and climbs into a giant circus cannon that fires him into the CBS studio where he just misses the net.

Also in Pick of Destiny, but I don't think anyone saw that.

I find that picturing her with the attendant Matthew Perry residue helps keep me from making poor Lizzy Caplan-based decisions

I'll go ahead and assume that it's too soon to make a Stephen Collins joke here.

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven…

The "Cheerleaders" bit was suspiciously similar to a sketch friends of mine were performing in the Groundlings Level 3 showcase right around the time Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri were getting started on SNL. One of them even said that Ferrell was in the audience, but who knows if that was true.

Well Eli was, kind of.