Oh, you speak whale?

So this is Full House, with the kids all grown up, right?

"dumping a frozen concentrate of astronaut urine into the stratosphere"
You mean Tang, right?

You wouldn't believe how many goats we went through to get our twins, and they're not even identical.  Twins are hard work.

They only really need his scarf.

I didn't know it existed, I'll have to check it out.

That didn't do much for me.  However, around the time of Truth and Soul/The Reality of My Surroundings, Fishbone put on the best live show you could go to.  The club would feel like a rain forest by the end, everyone was so sweaty.  So I'm glad to see Angelo is still around.

Try listening to Botch.

Step Up 5: The Last Unicorn

I often buy tri-colored pasta because of that song.

Chocolate Town is one of the prettiest songs ever made.

I've always assumed Planes Mistaken for Stars was screamo, I'm surprised not to see them here.  They're great.

They also reported that Anais was looking particularly young and male.

I always got these bands confused because of their names, so I was wondering where all the album covers of dead bodies where.  Then I realized it was the wimpy band.

Forget column, he needs a 15 minute time slot during Sesame Street.  Seriously, does Elmo really need a full half hour?  Abby's flying fairy school only gets 15 minutes.  Yes, I watch a lot of PBS with my kids.

25 years ago all I listened to was hardcore, punk, and alternative stuff, and I had a vague hatred of anything hippie.  Jane's Addiction appeared on Deadicated, so I listened to it.  I fell in love with Los Lobos' cover of Bertha.  I've been a big fan of the Grateful Dead ever since.  Maybe this will open up some…

Man, I loved/hated that game.

Yeah, sorry won't buy you a bridge in China.

He's actually required to ride there on a fixed gear bicycle.

I think all punk and hardcore groups should be referred to as Boy Bands from now on.