What's wrong with building a hedge maze for ants? Sure, you could make it at least 3 times as big…

They're actually having a contest at the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park (the hotel the book the is based on) to design a hedge maze that will eventually be built. Wonder why they don't just use this?

I was hoping for Samurai Champloo, but I guess the Simpsons have a lock in the AV Club.

Which soundtrack from the era is better, this or The Crow? The Crow had some more clunkers (bad industrial ages even worse than bad metal rap), but some pretty amazing songs. I always liked the way the songs actually seemed to reflect the feeling of the movie, it wasn't just a collection of alternative bands to…

It's the Psy2K bug!

There's a pretty fun book by Brom called Krampus. It takes place in a little meth town, Santa is kind of a self-righteous prick, and Krampus mostly wants people to party. He doesn't like meth parents though.

This was the first album I bought on CD. I took a long time to switch, but I think a lot of the punk/hardcore stuff I was listening to was only coming out on tape or vinyl, so I wasn't in a rush. Also, I couldn't afford to buy a cd player. Now I need to figure out what to do with all my cd's. The amount of ripping…

The Warm Milk Hangover

So this is the soundtrack to the new Star Wars movie?

It's where you go to school so you can work in the store that sells all the cool gadgets.

They're really damn good at polo, though. I hear they prefer an Irishman's head for the ball.

I…want…you…..to….hate…..me….

I think the craziest news here is that Skinny Puppy is Canadian. How are they not German?

Did Ian sign it? It would be worth more.

They should just adapt The Child Thief, it's a fun read. If you like kids getting killed.

And Tangled.

He could have been good, but he did Tangled the same year. Not that you couldn't get away with being the voice in more than one movie, heck Han Solo and Indiana Jones are the same guy, but I bet there would have been contract problems.

Make sure you're wearing shoes, legos really hurt.

Lego architect. My career path was all wrong.

No, he donates his winnings to AIDS research after the little kid catches it from Marzipan.