I heard he was doing Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Don't worry, she'll just shake them back and forth while yelling "Kootchie, Kootchie!!".  The real problem will be her hitting everything in an 180 degree radius.

At my graduation Michael Bolton was the speaker.  His single connection to Uconn was that he was born in CT.  He never graduated high school, and the only thing he talked about was our basketball team.  I would have preferred a good Journey song.

CD?  I still listen to this on cassette.  Sad but true.

Come on, we're way more proud about Jon Bennet being murdered right up the street.

Chris Farley?

Brown flag.

If you want a real thrill, drive by the asbestos strip mine that's halfway between Quebec and Montreal City.  They have lots of signs telling you just how safe asbestos really is.

Go away, pullin'.

You may recognize this hat, but it's not me, for under this hat, is Jason Lee!

Shitting on it like a diaper full of indian food!

I like this album, but I thought the 3 song EP they put out first was way better.   The little break down part in "If It's Here When We Get Back It's Ours" always makes me happy, it's like hardcore-lite.

But boy does she have a potty mouth.  She makes me blush sometimes.

I wish my last name was Atari.

Ween did a song for the Muppets from Space soundtrack called Eye to the Sky that's about Gonzo.  It never got used, but it's awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Ween did a song for the Muppets from Space soundtrack called Eye to the Sky that's about Gonzo.  It never got used, but it's awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Your U2 comment made me sad, and then I remembered it's the Twilight Sad.  Thanks!

Someone help, who is the Scottish band that has the kids with handkerchiefs tied over their faces on all their album covers?  I thought this was going to be that band, and now I can't think of that bands name, and they're much better.

I can't even seem to buy it, fails every time.  I've been forced to listen to it all on Youtube.  I haven't felt this way in a long time, but I wish I could just walk into a record store and buy it.

I'm sure there's a bunch of 12 year-olds on YouTube with some thoughtful reviews waiting for you.