That was more my dad's doing—English is something like his fifth language, and nuance in humor is lost on him. He's exactly the kind of humorless dick who would cut off "Bart the Lover" when Edna showed up at Gilded Truffle without seeing it through to the end.

It wasn't allowed at my house because it was "disrespectful to teachers", and my mom was a teacher; by the time I was old enough to pick my own things to watch the first episodes weren't available on a reliable, in-order schedule, and everyone was going on and on about how much the new stuff sucked.

So here is the point where I admit that I never watched this show, outside of one episode shown as a substitute teacher assignment in high school, until last fall. This was one of the first episodes that came on FXX when I started watching, and I immediately thought, "Huh, that must be why Chalmers yells his name like…

What did Suzuki write on the wall? I saw Blaine's name, but there was more than that.

Don't turn around, oh oh…

Ben is far and away my favorite. I keep forgetting that he wasn't even in season one.

Yeah, if there was ever a time to go down the e-discovery rabbit hole, this was it.

I just found my circa 1998 bottle of Sun-Ripened Raspberry last week and quickly trashed it, because that shit only gets stronger with age. Why must you do this to me, '90's nostalgia train? Why?

I first started to get TV privileges as a kid right around the time that Get Smart reruns stopped airing on Nick-at-Nite. I believe 9-year-old me wrote her first of many angry letters to network executives when it got moved to midnight showings once a week, because that was past my bedtime and it wasn't fair. Later I…

This movie and Ted 2 have merged into a bizarre glimpse into Mark Wahlberg's world view. It's terrifying.

I didn't really have much sympathy for Sebastian. If he hadn't been creepily licking Liv's blood off his fingers, he wouldn't be a zombie now. Just like he blamed his eating his auntie's brain on Liv. I really wanted her to tell him that he did it to himself.

That and "welcome to the circle-jerk; grab a dick" got the biggest laughs in my living room.

Rahul Kohli is an absolute delight.

Right, because who should care about a six-year-old girl's feelings? Seriously, scorching hot take, dude.

Per iMDB Ksenia Solo will still be around a while. http://m.imdb.com/name/nm09…

>are all the new Inhumans going to be transformed health nuts?

I thought the beheading scene drew a conscious parallel to Robb's misstep with Karstark.

::boots Now That's What I Call Music! 5 CD under desk::
Yeah, who would still be doing that….

He nearly always goes with the Goldberg variations.

Wasn't Jade St. John on RuPaul's Drag Race a few years ago? Or am I conflating two queens?