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I wondered why they didn't either a) send some of the Tarly bannermen to the Wall to get an eyeful of the White Walkers and seal their allegiance to Daenerys, or b) just grab Jaime and take him to the Wall. Both of those seem like smarter plans than attempting to bag and tag a wight and/or a white walker.

So once again, a big tentacley blue lady sacrifices herself at the end of one of the film's biggest set pieces in a Luc Besson space adventure.

Based on T from the taping, Trinity also had a video message from Amanda Lepore, which seemed more appropriate than Bobby Moynihan.
Although I cackled at how hilariously unimpressed Sasha was with Katy Perry. Did no one know how to get a hold of Judith Butler?

I think someone probably has a 12-foot "I hate Tom Servo's New Voice" banner in their future.

It was in KotOR II as well.

Here's a fun sound-only game: Hugh Jackman or Alex Jones?

She deserved better.

I think they could've broken it up with a Frank Underwood-style "address the camera" moment, where he goes on a growly unhinged rant before restoring that Forrest Gump composure, that might've been more accurate.

Sober Derek Waters ruled.

On the other hand, Mattis stood behind him grinning while he signed that immigration EO, so who knows.

That was a Sophie The Giraffe, making it a dual-layered in joke about the most insufferable children's toy ever marked up to $22 by hand of man.

I must admit to watching through my fingers, considering how they've botched Hillary Clinton episodes in the past. (The snuke episode sucked out loud.)

That show ended too soon.

I'm horrified.

That and the bit about tearing Jonah and Dan a six-pack of new assholes to blow off steam got a huge laugh out of me.

Sure is a shame that the only person who was ever successfully cured of grayscale was burned alive, and that all of the people who knew anything about it are dead.

I might be a twelve-year-old on the inside, but I laughed at that back and forth until I couldn't breathe.

So that's where lens flare comes from!

Between this and Agent Carter, 2016 has been an embarrassment of riches on the Ken Marino front.

I'm sure it'll drive you ba-Nana-s until you remember.