Serious question: is Vanessa this much of a cipher in the comics?

You'd probably have more success with the assertion that she was too intoxicated to give consent. Rape by fraud is much harder to make stick, but if the gal was so drunk that she didn't immediately call bullshit, and yet Jimmy was sober enough to maintain the charade, that's assault by intoxication there.

I'll be honest with you: until about two minutes left in the hour I was sure that the Davis and Main interviewer would be one of the marks from the scam montage. I've never been so thrilled to be wrong.

Yeah, considering how annoyed she looked with Boris serving her a plate of butter and syrup for breakfast, I don't have a problem assuming she's bored and came over to seduce Archer for funsies.

I do love the notion that Carol has been hitting up craft stores on her way across the country, leaving half-knitted afghans in her wake.

I'm guessing you forgot about the gnome who invites the squirrels into his pants from Gideon Rises?

Are there standards and practices for animated programs on cable?

CSI:Cyber really does sound like a failed James Van der Beek project from Don't Trust the B.

Yes he does, other Barry. Yes he does.

Chinese hello was pretty great, but I laughed myself into a coughing fit at the bus driving through the indoor mall and the subsequent reveal that the state in question was New Jersey.

So if any costumers from The 100 read this, where does Raven get her bras?

At first I thought Robert was going to bust out the old "she looks just like Edith did at that age", then I realized that the odds that he actually paid enough attention to baby Edith to commit what she looked like to memory were slim to none. I swear, she is the living embodiment of the sad trombone.

I'm torn. I currently like where he is as Kane on The 100.

I always assumed they were for hiding your stash.

The best part of the "dream hipster" drawing was that Krueger's pinky is a bottle opener.

The part that disturbed me was the fiery ghost-skeleton crawling out and re-skinning itself before it burst into beardly-flame. That was some straight up Black Cauldron shit. What did they think they were animating, Adventure Time?

As transparent a heartstring-tugging move as "the dog is dying" was, Flame Prince walked in the room after the show was over to find me cuddling my bewildered dog with eye makeup streaking down my face like Laura Dern in the Enlightened poster.

She's addicted to lecturing people.

1) It somehow feels like the only reason this movie got made was to exploit that one guy from YouTube's uncanny Harrison Ford impression.

Kate and Leopold, while disgustingly stupid dreck, does encompass my favorite bit of Random Roles movie trivia: the fiancee that Leopold jilts for Kate is played by a non-speaking Kristen Schaal.