"Basterds" was "meh." Excepting Christoph Waltz, who fucking killed.

I KNOW, right?

"Call Me Back Again" by Paul McCartney and Wings. Dead serious here.

Yuo nede ot loko ta yoru kyeborad wehn oyu tpye.

I thought the posthumous montage honoring Drunk Billy, the Traffic Copter Pilot, was intensely funny. Especially when it picked up the waterskier's boat and flung it into the fishing pier. I 'bout died.

Dammit, I love any fruit that also serves as a euphemism for titties.

"Couples Retreat?" C'mon!
I did not see any of the movies listed. I was busy that day. But I did get bound and gagged and was forced to sit through "Couples Retreat." It was a cinematic late-term abortion. A laugh-free two-hour prostate exam by a doctor with a thumb the size of a baking potato and a fingernail like a…

I'm sure these are all fine albums.
But, I haven't heard a single one of them.

Yeah, but she was crazy from the get-go and still broke Ray's heart. If I'm any indication of what normal men are capable of, and I'm certain that I am, men will wade through a whole lot of crazy just to keep tapping an ass like that.

What I like the very most about Hells Kitchen.
The thing, yes? The thing that I like the very most about Hell's Kitchen…
The thing that sets it apart from every other show in the world…
The one thing is that it's…

The only thing that didn't ring true for me is that anyone would ever break up with Jemma. Maybe it's just me, but I can't see that happening.

If that's true it's an awesome story. If not, I'm going to pretend it's true.

Jackson's famous last words?
My bet: "Rosebud."

Jackson, whole.
I've got two memories:

I prefer the new generation of pop references.
And the only source I trust is "Hot Fuzz."

Jayma Mays!!!!
Was born about 50 miles from where I was born!!! I'm ordering a T-shirt with that on it.

Dammit, Domino!

Yeah. It's CNN.com.

I read where someone asked Gene Simmons if we'd be seeing Adam on stage with KISS again any time soon. His reply? "No. He'd be better off joining Queen."

I was impressed with Kara's body. I'd always imagined it would look like a sausage casing draped over a coathanger wire.