You know, that Dead Wife Guy…
…he did a really good job last night. Much better than Kris, who seemed completely lost to me.

I like imagining I'm a former Idol runner-up and hearing Simon admit that, when he told me the future was all mine, it was bullshit. The I imagining flipping the burgers.

Yo, dawg, here's the thing. Kris was mad pitchy on that last joint. And the American Idol should NOT be pitchy, yo.

As an American, I don't have a problem with the gays being on American Idol. I just wish they'd quit trying to cram it down our throats.

Everyone knows the North lost the Civil War when the South surrendered.

I think it's fairly obvious that God doesn't want there to be a gay American Idol. Other than God, I mean.

For me it was Allison all the way. Just something about her seemed very real.

I'm the only one here who liked "Enemy at the Gates."
And I think it's all thanks to Rachel Weisz and my fascination with the defense of Stalingrad against the Nazis.

True story. I used to run a small movie theatre and our projector equipment was incredibly old and temperamental. Once when we were showing The Crow, the projector head devoured about thirty feet of the movie causing a backup that spilled the final ten minutes of film onto the floor. There was no way to fix it in less…

I think Adam references the fact that he's gay constantly. With each glance and every little movement he shows it.

Uh…Chet Baker anyone?

"Dead soldiers line the rug
Along the coffee table
Bladerunner's at the part
[SPOILER ALERT!]
Where Rutger Hauer dies

I swear, if I have to sing at one more hipster douchebag wedding this spring…

From a purely talent-based point of view [although, talent has precious little to do with AI anyway] Scott should never have made it out of Hollywood Week. I think Simon and Co. painted themselves into a corner hoping that having a "differently skilled" contestant might make for good television. Instead, it came…

I did notice during Hollywood Week that YODAWG had a habit of telling people they were "through." As in, "Yo Dawg, you're through!" Usually he meant, "You're through to the next round." But, I just never heard it that way.

"The audience voted and decided that you suck…SESSFULLY SANG AND ARE GOING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!"

THE Grandin Theatre
I used to manage a movie theater in Virginia that JD worked at in the early to mid 90s. He was a really cool kid. I'm glad to see he still is.

Well ladies and gendemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.

I've never seen Greg so angry…
I thought the Murray/Greg conflict worked pretty well because it was so minimal.

I agree with you [and many posters over the season] that the songs this season are not the amazing standalone numbers they were last time around. It's obvious that they've been written to fit the plots instead of the other way around. I think that's what made the first season so good. I mean, who else creates a…