Viaduct? I don't know, why a duck?

Viaduct? I don't know, why a duck?

Did "Snakes On a Plane" teach the Internet nothing?

Did "Snakes On a Plane" teach the Internet nothing?

I know I watched it as a kid, but my only specific memory is that I was just happy to see some new Star Wars stuff. As a 6 year old, it didn't register as bad. But then, I also enjoyed Kraft Spaghetti Dinner (in the green box), so I wasn't exactly discerning.

I know I watched it as a kid, but my only specific memory is that I was just happy to see some new Star Wars stuff. As a 6 year old, it didn't register as bad. But then, I also enjoyed Kraft Spaghetti Dinner (in the green box), so I wasn't exactly discerning.

Sold a million records? Maybe they'll lower stamp prices now! Am I right, people?

Sold a million records? Maybe they'll lower stamp prices now! Am I right, people?

It's nice to see that my previously unjustified excitement for this movie is now justified. Looking forward to using my children as an excuse to see it.

It's nice to see that my previously unjustified excitement for this movie is now justified. Looking forward to using my children as an excuse to see it.

Ah, the inevitable porn version…

Ah, the inevitable porn version…

Maybe Disney will buy Ghostbusters next.

Maybe Disney will buy Ghostbusters next.

This was typed from memory.

This was typed from memory.

I guess when John Carter didn't pan out as Disney's new Star Wars, they just scooped up the original.

I guess when John Carter didn't pan out as Disney's new Star Wars, they just scooped up the original.

Can't wait for the first episode: "Contemporary Canadian Poutine."

Can't wait for the first episode: "Contemporary Canadian Poutine."