Actually, I can somewhat agree with Tony being at fault for where Christopher ended up.

I think he's smarter than you, the way you keep shittin' on the test.

I hope you choke on a twenty-sided die.

Do you write letters to Mike Nelson in lipstick or own a homemade Tom Servo covered in semen?

What are you laughing' at, you fuckin' parade float?

Ha, taint…

What is this, Make Believe Ballroom?

*SPOILERS*

All the nuns were ravin' about it.

Beads?!

Bees?!

…said J.P. McPickleshitter

And here I thought these guys only drove Lincolns and Caddys because they're luxury cars…

Onscren.  The banana cream pie gang bang was off.

"How long you known me, Bub?  She's a little too pale for my taste"

Puppets?

Robert Loggia can pronounce his last name any damn way he pleases.  Who else is going to let us know when they're firing their primary weapon?

Yeah, I've gotten teased by the kids on the playground for that in the past…

I know this sounds crazy, but I honestly didn't remember much about that scene besides the guy saying "a motherfucking year" awkwardly about his car being stolen.

"Not one AJ plot added anything to the show."
Seriously?  I'm all for "everyone has their opinions" and all, but that's a bit of a stretch.