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Pope Corky the IX is Not Logge
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Rule: Bears will fucking kill you.  It doesn't matter what kind.  Cartoons and other media have given people the idea that cute animals are harmless, but polar and panda bears are some of the most vicious.  Look at all the idiots in zoos (especially in Asian countries) that try to get a picture with a panda and

Wow.  I'd usually say "everyone has their own opinion" but to compare it to how Battlestar Galactica absolutely collapsed in the last two seasons?  That's a bit harsh.

James Gandolfini was actually asked to slowly gain weight during the course of the show.  After season two, he lost something like forty pounds to do that Robert Redford military prison movie, and Chase told him to gain it all back and then some because "nobody will buy a skinny Tony Soprano".

It was a nice comparison to how big and tough he acted with his mother.  He's really vicious with her and insinuates she's the reason Tony left not two minutes before he's sobbing when confronted with the bear.

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It's even better than that.  Paulie says, "Look at last night, somebody coulda gotten hurt!  Or worse!"

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Actually, Melfi's ex-husband tells her straight to her face that Tony is a sociopath way back in "Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti" in season one.  I believe it's during the dinner with Richard, her son and her parentsl.  And then later on in the episode:

…why not?

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED NON-(BLEEP)ING STIIIIIIICK!!

Not to mention that Showtime can't seem to figure out when to end their shows. Dexter and Weeds are pretty much zombies at this point, just going through the same motions season after season (especially Dexter) with no end in sight. Then, when they finally do get around to cleaning house, they cancel the best show

HEY SEAN DID YOU REALLY GET FIRED?!

It's a magical car, like in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

One for each Jonas Brother?

My opinions are so strong, I can bench-press several comment threads at once!

"It will receive less than a tenth the views of Friday, and Ms. Black's career will dry out in a hurry." - Thigouve

But she's calling us out specifically, are we not supposed to respond?

Last time I saw them live was at the Stone Pony in June of 2010 and the whole place lost their shit when they started singing "The Mesopotamians"