Reminds me of this gem from rapgenius.com:
"Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck - Here it is assumed that “fuck” is fairly crazy, otherwise Ice Cube would be saying he’s not very crazy"

I enjoy a luscious leg, prime for a stroking, this is true. Hell, I like everything about sexy ladies.

I enjoy a luscious leg, prime for a stroking, this is true. Hell, I like everything about sexy ladies.

I've never understood why we, as heterosexual males, have to choose. I like breasts and butts equally because they both feel great in the palms of my hands, but damned if I could ever choose one over the other.

I've never understood why we, as heterosexual males, have to choose. I like breasts and butts equally because they both feel great in the palms of my hands, but damned if I could ever choose one over the other.

Season 1 has been available on "home video" since March and the book has been in print since 1996. If you cared enough to be worried about spoilers you would've seen and/or read it by now.

Season 1 has been available on "home video" since March and the book has been in print since 1996. If you cared enough to be worried about spoilers you would've seen and/or read it by now.

Finally, a conspiracy theory I can get behind. It actually makes perfect sense.

Finally, a conspiracy theory I can get behind. It actually makes perfect sense.

Makes me think of DOOP, is what I was getting at.

Makes me think of DOOP, is what I was getting at.

I'd love to hear that. Rollins should have a radio show or a podcast where he just yells about people he hates, I'd listen every day.

I'd love to hear that. Rollins should have a radio show or a podcast where he just yells about people he hates, I'd listen every day.

"She's got a hot labia, like, so hot."

"She's got a hot labia, like, so hot."

Good call. It's kinda sad that singers like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera can just start slutting it up more when they want to shed their asexual image, whereas the only option this milksop has available to him is to try and convince us all that he understands sex by sounding as awkward as Steve Carrell in 40…

Good call. It's kinda sad that singers like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera can just start slutting it up more when they want to shed their asexual image, whereas the only option this milksop has available to him is to try and convince us all that he understands sex by sounding as awkward as Steve Carrell in 40…

At least it's an ethos.

At least it's an ethos.

I'd like to take yet another opportunity to mention how much I enjoyed watching her die in Contagion. Uh, spoilers, I guess, although a Gwyneth Paltrow death scene is impossible to spoil.