I'd like to take yet another opportunity to mention how much I enjoyed watching her die in Contagion. Uh, spoilers, I guess, although a Gwyneth Paltrow death scene is impossible to spoil.

That final line is one hell of a zinger.

That final line is one hell of a zinger.

Always makes me think of Futurama. Jack Donaghy would approve of her grasp of synergy.

Always makes me think of Futurama. Jack Donaghy would approve of her grasp of synergy.

Damn, I wanted to make a joke about Big Boi's socks. You bastard, how will I convince my mother that I haven't wasted my life now?

Damn, I wanted to make a joke about Big Boi's socks. You bastard, how will I convince my mother that I haven't wasted my life now?

No lie, I would buy the shit out of Big Boi's socks. I got a golf tournament coming up.

No lie, I would buy the shit out of Big Boi's socks. I got a golf tournament coming up.

You're thinking of article comments.

You're thinking of article comments.

Is it just me, or does "I think I'm a butt guy" sound like something his PR people told him to say in order to make him seem human? Because in my mind, there is no "think" when you're talking about butts. Also, "Nicki Minaj has got a nice one" is probably the least sexual sentence involving Minaj's ass in the universe.

Is it just me, or does "I think I'm a butt guy" sound like something his PR people told him to say in order to make him seem human? Because in my mind, there is no "think" when you're talking about butts. Also, "Nicki Minaj has got a nice one" is probably the least sexual sentence involving Minaj's ass in the universe.

Seriously, there should be some discretion employed over whether or not a TV show should be linked. If there was a discussion on Breaking Bad, fine, but a notification shouldn't be included just because it was mentioned in an off-hand manner.

Seriously, there should be some discretion employed over whether or not a TV show should be linked. If there was a discussion on Breaking Bad, fine, but a notification shouldn't be included just because it was mentioned in an off-hand manner.

So long as there are female actresses who need to be smacked in the mouth, I'll be there to fill the niche.

So long as there are female actresses who need to be smacked in the mouth, I'll be there to fill the niche.

That's what I love about books; they can casually have a character be naked without worrying about preserving a coveted rating, and when it's adapted into a film or TV show you can picture the relevant actress in the various states of undress described in the text.

That's what I love about books; they can casually have a character be naked without worrying about preserving a coveted rating, and when it's adapted into a film or TV show you can picture the relevant actress in the various states of undress described in the text.

I immediately thought about going to Emmett's Fix-It shop, to fix Emmett.