I immediately thought about going to Emmett's Fix-It shop, to fix Emmett.

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of shit, I am never reading again.

Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of shit, I am never reading again.

We should call Ned, he has a ladder.

We should call Ned, he has a ladder.

If only she got blatantly naked in the film as her character does in the book. Thanks a lot, puritans!

If only she got blatantly naked in the film as her character does in the book. Thanks a lot, puritans!

May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?

May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?

He only knows them as Some Band With Guitars And Rapping, I Don't Know

He only knows them as Some Band With Guitars And Rapping, I Don't Know

Right or wrong, this kid has no sense of humour whatsoever, so I'll always with whoever's against him.

Right or wrong, this kid has no sense of humour whatsoever, so I'll always with whoever's against him.

I'm about to go from Ashy, to Classy!

I'm about to go from Ashy, to Classy!

Oh God I die laughing every time I think of that.

Oh God I die laughing every time I think of that.

I always thought the "fucking pay me!" was related to what he says before the sketch about Comedy Central not wanting to give him an hour special, as if he's saying "fucking pay me…for an hour of stand-up!" The fact that the sign falls off the door is an awesome cherry on the top at any rate.