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I always thought the "fucking pay me!" was related to what he says before the sketch about Comedy Central not wanting to give him an hour special, as if he's saying "fucking pay me…for an hour of stand-up!" The fact that the sign falls off the door is an awesome cherry on the top at any rate.

This movie would sound a lot better if Ted was a figment of Wahlberg's imagination.

This movie would sound a lot better if Ted was a figment of Wahlberg's imagination.

You think THAT'S bad…

You think THAT'S bad…

I've heard that the original novel is dry as fuck. Looking forward to the more faithful adaptation the world has been waiting for!

I've heard that the original novel is dry as fuck. Looking forward to the more faithful adaptation the world has been waiting for!

This remake will miss the mark so much that they won't even cast Neil Patrick Harris, and he's contractually obligated to appear in everything.

This remake will miss the mark so much that they won't even cast Neil Patrick Harris, and he's contractually obligated to appear in everything.

Hey remember Shannon Elizabeth?

Hey remember Shannon Elizabeth?

The expression on his face sums up my reaction to this news.

The expression on his face sums up my reaction to this news.

Oh LERD!

Oh LERD!

Centre holds it…holds it…HOLDS IT!

Centre holds it…holds it…HOLDS IT!

Yeah, I always look forward to reading the posts of kfc1942, but no more of that I guess.

Yeah, I always look forward to reading the posts of kfc1942, but no more of that I guess.

I also love Hermes' irrational hatred of Zoidberg, it doesn't seem to exist for any reason other than it's hilarious.