Outside of Paul Rudd in 40 Year Old Virgin, who even has a box of porn these days? A "haunted external hard drive" movie would make more sense. Those wacky Christians, they've really got their fingers on the pulse! 

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY

I'd rather watch a movie about Maddox, that pirate with The Best Page in the Universe.

That gives Martin even more reason to get cracking on the next book, before they run out of source material.

I would totally watch that movie. The story of a male dwarf prostitute would be original and fascinating, and having Dinklage involved would just be the icing on the cake.

My favourite part of the movie, hands down. And it happened almost straight away, so I knew I was in for an awesome time. The rest of it was pretty good, especially Cranston, of course.

Seriously, how the fuck do you flirt with someone who is about to look for cancerous tumours in your colon? Can a situation possibly be any less sexy?

It's time for Working Out With Whoopi!

PERHAPS I WILL

Yes, I too enjoy The Breaking Bads.

They probably hate ivory backscratchers too.

Really speaks to his boundless talent. I'd watch anything he's in, if only because I know he'll be great in it.

He must be the king of incongruity between character and actor. Bryan Cranston comes across as one of the nicest guys in the world, whereas Walter White…

I'll never understand this trend. It's like networks and film studios don't want people in other countries to see their work. They do realise we have money too, albeit far weaker than the US dollar, right?

"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR COUNTRY OR LOCATION."

Being a daughter of Santorum must be a constant hell. I really hope she's never Googled her father.

Rapping Romney!
Well well well well well well well well…

They should do a sketch set at a baseball game, and one of the players is like "Where's my mitt?" and then Romney steps into shot dressed as a giant mitt and says "You rang?" in his best Lurch voice. Hilarious!

Good thing we can fault him on pretty much everything else.

You'd think that it was relatively common in the world of horse racing, and unless HBO was found to be negligent with their animals I don't see why there should be a controversy. On the other hand, 3 dead horses over a short period makes for PR that's hard to bounce back from so I can see why they pulled the plug, but…