Maybe Tonight

I mainly know her now for giving her baby a stupid name and feeding him like a bird, so there's that. But Clueless punished.

And my point was that I was cracking a funny. Why do people always take what I say here seriously? Is it because I stole my username from a cartoon?

I didn't misunderstand, I just used poor syntax. I don't have anything against Brolin, in fact he is a damn good actor, but Spike Lee has really fallen off the horse in recent years so the idea of him helming a "why bother?" remake of a film I really liked doesn't fill me with confidence.

I just did.

Maybe he read the script and realised it was a terrible idea?

Word. Judging from your username I think we see eye-to-eye on most things related to action movies.

I, too, hope his star rises. He could have a pretty good career as action star if things pan out right. I really wish he wasn't in this though, not because I think he'd be bad, but because this film sounds like a really stupid project.

This isn't Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Oldboy is a huge favourite amongst those into Asian cinema and I can't imagine anyone who is a fan was thinking "Hey, you know what would make this better? If the guy who made 'She Hate Me' directed it with the guy who played George Bush!"

For Duckman-nerd cred he should name it Noir Gang. And film it entirely in black and white. It would too be worth it.

I'd like to take the opportunity to say that "No homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy / And butt-fuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey" is perhaps the funniest line I've ever heard in a rap song.

I enjoyed the game, if only because I'm a sucker for noir conventions, but it holds basically zero replay value once you've been through the story once. A shame really, it wasn't a bad premise, I just yearned for the freedom you usually get with Rockstar and instead I got…bonus cars? OH WOW.

I dunno, the way Phelps would just step over bodies and handle them like soft toys was pretty ballsy. 

Every time I see one of these stories I become even more glad that her shows aren't shown where I live. For once, being two or three years behind America pays off!

The vast majority of TV executives disagree with pretty much everyone. My theroy: it's because they're not people.

PRODUCTIVE USE OF TIME AND EFFORT

As a kid, we all talked the next day about how it was going to be weird that Homer has Burns' head on his shoulder from now on. I miss the days before I became a cynical shell of a man.

What's the point in reading the reviews, when I could just read the episode's Wiki entry?

What annoys me about that question is that Nabin could've discussed the subversion of the usual horror trope of some kind of curse, or the Child's Play route of a serial killer possessing a doll, by simply having a switch that determines whether the doll is evil or good, yet he simply half-assed it and posed a…

It's an obvious gag, but the way they shove him aside really sells it to me.