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It slightly bugs me that Shakespeare is apparently buried in Springfield. Springfield, UK I guess.

For someone who seems to hate Family Guy, he's pretty good at running a joke into the ground.

Yeah, I should watch it some time.

I was watching "Realty Bites" the other day and it really seemed odd to me that not just stupid sexy Flanders, but all the Flanderses, would be aware of and really interested in the murder house. Of course, if it's funny, I don't care if they act out of character, but it stood out like crazy.

I wish more of his fans could get the chance to meet him so they might find out first hand what an irredeemable piece of shit he really is. Although a lot of them would probably still love him anyway.

I wish someone other than a tabloid had covered the original story, makes it that little bit easier to take his side.

"I like basketball if that's what you're asking me."

If you're as famous as he is, you really need to watch everything you say for this exact reason. Surely he's been in the game long enough to know better than to speak negatively about the country in which he recorded his album, especially when he does the whole faux-sincere "I love you all" shtick in other interviews?

Based on everything about him, he clearly isn't straight. It doesn't even feel right to use a masculine pronoun.

Those trailers made the movie. I still wet my pants when I see that look on Tobey Maguire's face.

What's wrong with Paul Rudd? He doesn't always hit the mark, but when he does he's a powerhouse.

Walk Hard = Lifetime pass

Probably because everyone has a different sense of humour, although I understand your frustration in the context of 2 Broke Girls.

Yeah he did bring the noise in Talladega Nights, so we can agree on that. I guess when I say "general consensus" I really mean "me and my friends." I'm still not as big a fan as I was (and I actually like Ali G Indahouse, so go figure), but I guess he is somewhat of a modern day Peter Sellers; it's easy to forget that

Personal opinions aside, the general consensus on Cohen has been in steady decline since the days when Borat bumper stickers were on every second car. He's still got his fans, but I feel like he's become another in a long line of comedians that has let his fame go to his head and is surrounded by people too timid to

"I think I need to buy you a purple drank."
"Just one?"

What bugged me is that the premise seemed to be "let's make people uncomfortable because of their suppressed (or blatant) homophobia," yet a lot of the stuff he did would make anyone uncomfortable, like when he had a test screening of his "pilot," complete with extended shots of a cock flipping around. I'm not

Seriously, what the fuck happened to this guy? It's like Mike Myers all over again.

Well the comment box is right there, what am I supposed to do, keep my idiotic opinions to myself? Pfft, as if pinko!

I think he's technically extremely talented and has a knack for making even the most horrible things look gorgeous on screen, but I've never found his films particularly interesting for whichever reason. It's kinda how I think Michel Gondry is capable of amazing things but can barely piece a story together.