Only if you re-enact the scene from Do The Right Thing.

Does anyone know what that says? Drives me nuts.

The kids love this one.

Next thing you know, kids will be forming their own opinions and interpretations! How else can we ensure they remain faceless drones with no particular hopes or dreams?

Are these games related in any way to the Ninja Gaiden game on Sega Master System? Cuz I used to play the piss out of that, especially when I worked out you got infinite weapons points as soon as you hit 999, meaning fireballs for everyone.

I always enjoyed a quote from a Rolling Stone review which had words to the effect of "Harmony Korine thinks he's breaking ground, but really he's just breaking wind."

Yeah, it made me uncomfortable, but it also made me laugh, so I personally didn't find it that disturbing. Gummo on the other hand can eat a bag of dicks.

Part? I thought that was the whole thing, like it was an arty short or something.

I've always been far too proud of tricking one of my high school drama teachers into letting us watch Meet the Feebles during class. She was pretty cool about it though; "OK but keep an eye out for the principal."

BOOOO!

Abortions for all!

So I just watched Red State (waited for the DVD), and I really can't see what the fuck everyone is going on about. The speech goes on a bit, I guess, but it's not like I was checking my watch and muttering about places I've got to be. In fact, if I hadn't read this review first I probably wouldn't have even thought…

It's the only reason I'm here. Oh sure, I could just save the pic and bring it up whenever I want a Big Butt Bratner fix, but where's the magic in that?

Full score by Rush or GTFO

I delete stuff off my iPod all the time, but I'd solder Star Time in there if I could (ditto Dethklok).

Eddie's finest moment? Could be for me, could be.

I guess grammar is complicated if you're uniform resource locator. Hey, that'd be a great name for a seapunk band!

That bugs me more than anything else in this piece. If all these CDs I own aren't content, do they not exist? Maybe it's meant to be thought of in terms of being content, as in "Is internet (why is it capitalised?) culture turning musicians in people content to produce mediocre material?"

The most annoying aspect of the term "seapunk" is that it sounds about as far from punk as you can get without joining Green Day. Just because it sounds like steampunk doesn't mean it should be used.

Yes, in bold, underlined letters in a red font.