I'm just annoyed at myself for bothering to read it. I should've quit at the word "seapunk."

What's the point in pontificating over this? By the time we work it out it won't exist any more. Fuck I hate post-modernism.

That's the kind of thing a spoiled teenager would say. It sounds kinda clever at first, then you realise it doesn't really mean anything.

If Bionic Barry didn't know where the safe house was, how could he have prepared a fork frozen in a block of ice? Either that's a red herring or a major plot hole.

Word. As bad as this movie is, the absolute worst aspect is the appalling quality of the performances of the plays in question. This film really could've taken a lesson from Shakespeare In Love, and that says more than a scathing review.

So…it's just the internet?

I dunno, she probably needs some sunglasses. Maybe Rasta-fy her by 10 per cent or so.

Nice. I gotta know, were they sincere when they recorded that song, or were they taking the piss? Either way I love it, may he be taken by the hand and led far from this land. RIP

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of The Simpsons upon reading this. "Come on Bart, he's covering the Doobs!"

In that episode of 30 Rock where Liz kept bumping into people whose careers no longer exist, I felt especially bummed about the guy who played saxophone on rock songs. Ditto psychadelic organ, where did that go?

File this one under "Why I Don't Trust Most AVC Music Reviews"

Thanks to AVC, I've only ever read Pitchfork as an example of what not to do. Cheers!

Surely that'd be "First Niggas?"

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..

I see what you did there, and I like it.

The boobs aren't great, but the cleavage is terrific!

Optino D: WHY? Because DUH.

As a lot of us know, this film is called Braindead in NZ, and I'm just itching to know; which do you think is the better title? I prefer Braindead, but that may be because I've always known it as that, although objectively I've always thought that Dead Alive was a bit of a clunker. Not Rural Juror bad, but not as good…

The fact that the family in MitM was poor as hell just makes it an even better fit.