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Colonel Gentleman
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Too bad you spelt your name wrong, dumbass.

Not to mention all that Scientologising

I just hope someone takes ecstacy, at least then the title would make a bit of sense.

Project X-Treme!

The "woe is me" schtick isn't always schtick. Just look at Layne Staley; there was a guy who simply sang about what he knew, ie. pain and addiction. Sure, nowadays you get derpshits like Nickleback appropriating it rather than having it be a genuine reflection of their life, but grunge didn't come about because it was

I don't care what anyone thinks, I love this song and I'm with Heller on this one all the way, especially because of his delightful send-ups of Cornell's ego.

And what if your family don't like bread? What if they like…cigarettes?

Yeah dude, I'm agreeing with you, it's OK. JUST CALM DOWN

Aw, skateboarding ain't shit without Jerry Was A Racecar Driver.

HA, I hadn't noticed that Burnout in there. If it wasn't in a sincere context I'd swear that was a joke.

It may not be extreme, but excitement is guaranteed if you shove it up your stocking.

They need to reboot the original Tony Hawk games, or just make a very late sequel. The more recent attempts have been nowhere near as fun as those PS1 beauties.

With these kind of arguments, I always think of a Cracked article dealing with video game problems that had a picture of 4-player splitscreen GoldenEye with the caption "This machine had 64Mb of RAM." Considering the hardware and the size of the average TV now, there is literally no excuse for this kind of dipshitery.

Yeah I was psyched to play it, then I saw it was online multiplayer and now I'm not so sure. I get why games love to have online play, but why can't we have both? HARUMPH

Thanks asshole! That is going to be in my head all day! Awesome!

My friend and I played that game so much that we ended up playing with
our feet, disregarding the "hold Z to crouch" aspect and simply moving
the stick with our toes.

I was hoping to see some references to them wearing cowboy hats and bandanas while robbing MJ's vault, preferably using dynamite to blow that sucker open while shooting their guns in the air and screaming "YEE-HAA!" 

Cool, that helps answer my question. Whenever movies like Boy go overseas I always wonder how other cultures will react to it (if they react at all), but you're right, anyone can have a shitty father and/or be obsessed with pop culture. That's probably 100% of AV Club right there.

STICKMEN OR GTFO

I'm with you there, I couldn't even finish Black Sheep because it was just so cliche and boring, which must be hard to pull off in a movie about zombie sheep.