Thank you for putting a name to how I watch this show. Hate-watching is exactly it.

All I want to know is where is ghost Rene?! What is the passage of time since this season started? Why have Sookie and Lafayette completely given up on thinking about Tara?

All I want to know is where is ghost Rene?! What is the passage of time since this season started? Why have Sookie and Lafayette completely given up on thinking about Tara?

Nothing like adding a little bit of "character backstory" with the golf shirt for a 2d character that gets killed scenes later.

Nothing like adding a little bit of "character backstory" with the golf shirt for a 2d character that gets killed scenes later.

I think what you meant to write was "That was an oddly distracting article of product placement."

I think what you meant to write was "That was an oddly distracting article of product placement."

The only surprise involving Salome is that she had a single nude scene.

The only surprise involving Salome is that she had a single nude scene.

They have also barely been a functioning couple. More than half of their "relationship" last season was spent arguing over Marcus, or arguing after Marcus was killed, or arguing over…

They have also barely been a functioning couple. More than half of their "relationship" last season was spent arguing over Marcus, or arguing after Marcus was killed, or arguing over…

So, presumably the Sanguinistas want Russell free because he's the perfect idol of their wanton human killing ideals. Russell has proven himself to basically operate on his own motives. So is he going to really align with the Sanguinistas and bring on some silly faeries + humans vs. vampire battle (which I cannot…

So, presumably the Sanguinistas want Russell free because he's the perfect idol of their wanton human killing ideals. Russell has proven himself to basically operate on his own motives. So is he going to really align with the Sanguinistas and bring on some silly faeries + humans vs. vampire battle (which I cannot…

A collection of hanging True Blood side-plots (for better or worse):

A collection of hanging True Blood side-plots (for better or worse):

If it helps, we're all idiots for watching this show. Welcome to the party.

If it helps, we're all idiots for watching this show. Welcome to the party.

And wouldn't the strip club with super flexible, cirque du soleil level sex workers arguably be THE place for nudity?

And wouldn't the strip club with super flexible, cirque du soleil level sex workers arguably be THE place for nudity?

Sam used to be involved in every storyline by proxy of all the characters coming together at Merlotte's. Even though they in theory still work together, any interaction shown there is so brief or cursory that you almost assume that no one even looks each other in the eye to recognize a shared presence in the same room.