I thought that YOU in "Gran Torino", Chief!

Renee Zellwegger is a cute girl, Chief.

I'll make a "Community" joke when Young Black Muslim Men are accepted members of The American Community!

"You are watching MADTV!!!"

He's too drunk too go on Television very much. The man is fucking mess. He has to wear a diaper and carry another set of clothes with him in case he vomits on himself. He would love to appear on Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, etc. but the last time he was in a TV studio he stuck his head up a Weather Woman's skirt and starting…

People with college degrees are too good to work at Wal Mart?

Be sure to get my new CD "You Can Lead A Horse To Water But You're Driving Me To Drink" on Two Guys With A P.O. Box Records.

Everybody get ready for "LOUIS CK GOT REAMED BY FOX NEWS"mania all day Monday.

I don't think it's paranoid to suggest that this Production was created with the intention of messing up any chance of Palin being elected President. And not only that, I wouldn't say that there's anything wrong with such a thing. A good funny Movie about Obama right now would be great. My only complaint with this…

I saw him at the Indian Casino last night. He was doing great until that Lew "Iron Eyes" Cody bit.

That doesn't seem to motivate people any more.

I have had very little experience with the phenomenon but, yeah, that word has been shot to hell. At least it's easier to spell than "phenomenon". I thought this post was going to take all weekend to get right.

Mister Al is a very sad man.

I don't have anything against the NY Fire Department but quite a few of em sure made the most out of that 9/11 thing, didn't they?

I'm giving the guy a pass. He just got mixed up. We all do that sometimes. Remember when I said Art Carney was the shittiest Goalie in the History of Pro Hockey?

Because it came out right after Super Tuesday maybe?

So you're arguing here that the "Alice In Wonderland" party never happened and Soledad O'Brien is a legitimate Journalist?

That guy was Great.

Jon Stewart is a very average Comic talent. Everybody knows that investing huge amounts of energy into promoting the Democratic  agenda is an effective way for a Comedy Hack to achieve Show Business success. I can't blame you for liking his little act. Everybody loves to get their cock sucked, but a cocksucker is just…

Creating new WPA to rebuild infrastructure and create jobs? Good luck  getting most of unemployed guys today to perform manual labor in the sun all day. What are you going to do? Have the Army round them up by force, chain em all together and make em work unless they get tied to a tree and whipped? Good Luck!