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"Jerry McGiure" was pretty bad but at least the Main Female knew she deserved better than a guy "who really likes my kid!". Cruise was the perfect actor for that situation.

Jon Stewart and Tina Fey are shit.

So she doesn't have a cute, ironic, self deprecating attitude towards her work or career. Unlike most of the people interviewed here she doesn't have to.

Good pictures of people aren't allowed here. Everybody has to look terrible. Some kind of "Statement", I dunno.

Are you going to stand by that statement? Maybe you should Google "John Edwards".

I might not agree with that but it doesn't bother me.

It's a Natural! You've got a Pitch Meeting Tuesday Morning with Brian Grazer!

How much press would Sarah Palin get if she spent most of her time getting drunk with college kids and fucking guys less than half her age? It would be a bigger story than 9/11. How about if her Husband was dying of cancer and she got knocked up by some slob? Every Democrat in America should have "JOHN EDWARDS"

Ha ha!

Yeah, and people think Thandie Newton is HOT without the entire Telecommunications Industry ORDERING them to think so. Beyonce is just some dime a dozen Show Biz Bimbo. And it's FUNNY when she dances.

Yeah, Craig, I get it. Ha ha.

Well,  if we continue to talk about it anyway, you can go talk about something else.

That's good. But I doubt if it was funny.

Nobody's going to be getting any more pussy off of Eleanor Mondale. There's no reason to pretend to admire her useless hack Dad anymore.

He's made quite a few good Movies. So has Robert Aldrich, Roger Corman, Jerry Lewis, Michael Curtiz, Stuart Gordon, George Romero, and a bunch of other guys who get zero fucking respect. Clint Eastwood can go jump in a lake.

"Illuminati!"

How often does a cocksucker like Obama get a chance to throw the United States Economy into total chaos? He hadn't even won the Election yet and they put him into that powerful a position.

Fuck that noise. I'm going to have Democrats banging me over the head with Sarah Palin every day for the rest of my Life but we're all supposed to forget John Edwards?

All those Movies suck. And yet we're supposed to keep a straight face while Eastwood is lauded as one of the Greatest Directors Of Movie History. It's insane.

Oh, man - Fuck Clint Eastwood. The guy is the fucking Springsteen of Movies. He was great years ago but everything he does nowadays is pure shit. And yet everybody is going on about he's this Great American Master. Fuck this.