That's true. Deliberately running a bad picture every time you do a story about people you do not favor is really shitty. I bet O'Neal hired his Photo person away from the Drudge Report.

If this was CNN you would have been able to tear my post apart into little pieces and throw in your own crass bullshit any time you wanted. Why is Early Morning the Monguloid Hour for Cable News? Fox And Friends, Morning Joe, and now this Soledad Obama bitch. Hey, remember the morning Soledad told us that the White…

Walter Mondale: Vampire Hunter!

Then he can rip off that Joseph Gordon Levitt-Seth Rogen Movie, only he can play the Sick Guy AND the Funny Buddy.

Oh, Doctor Zoidberg - You so CRAZY!

That's stupid. They'll let the house burn down and crash their fire truck into the house across the street. Everybody in the neighborhood will run over to see what's happening and the Psycho Firemen will be picking up small children and throwing them into the fire, raping women, and cutting men to pieces with their…

He looks like he'll die before it can get cancelled.

God, if the people at Merge see the response to this story . . .

Of course, I have a PhD in Economics. Otherwise I never would have been authorized to register as a commentator here at the AV Club.

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I'm working on a cute little bit about doing that to Rhianna.

"Where is the bomb shell? Where is the bombshell? The bombshell? Bomb shell! Bombshell? Where? Bombshell? But where is the bombshell? Bombshell? Bombshell?"

I liked the part when they guaranteed four more years of economic disaster with that great Stimulus.

Long speeches peppered with oblique references, crossing of eyes, and wiping of nose with the back of his hand.

I know, everybody stopped talking about her until HBO made this Movie.

In the Real World, yeah. But on Network News?

Geez, you ain't kiddin' about "Fail". That used to be such a good word.

And Al Gore is Dracula.

I'm kinda bummed by the ruination of the word "ruin".

Sorkin is Writing and Directing a Movie about John Edwards? Well, that sure is good news for John Edwards.