I'm sorry, Narrator Guy, when I said "Blow me" I did not mean "Put your mouth on my cock", I meant "You are inferior to me and have no business speaking to me." So SCRAM!

Nobody likes Joni Mitchell.

But when they have a picture of O'Neal it will be really cute!

At least it's easy to find an unflattering picture of Blur.

Wow! It's like old times! Blow me.

Yeah, but I once saw Taylor Swift perform with a gob of cocaine and snot hanging out of her nose. A frothy mixture of cocaine and mucus? Get that Dan Savage idiot to work on coming up with a name for that. Uh, what's the name of a prominant politician who's done a lot of blow? Obama?

Why? Because so many people love Joni Mitchell? She rarely comes up in conversation. In fact I can't remember the last time she's come up at all. What horrible town do you live in that not liking Joni Mitchell would interfere with your social life? Have you caught on that I'm fucking with you yet? Ooooh, three likes…

Joni Mitchell stinks so it makes sense.

wo! wo wo wo!

Oh, it's okay. The AV Club is bummed out because Ted Nugent didn't get locked up. And that Zimmerman guy is getting out on bail. And Rush Limbaugh is still on the air. Have a nice weekend anyway, losers.

Why? Because more people have heard Weezer than The Cars? Same stupid AV Club.

A Tom Waits themed chest piece tattoo? Stop being friends with that pig.

Fuck you.

Don't worry, if it's not Maron I'll just kill him.

Hey, Maron, remember that night in the Boston Comedy Club when you marched up to me all confrontational like, DEMANDED to know if I had really been in the Army, and when I said "Yeah" you got all huffy and pranced off like a little bitch? Not that I minded, I thought it was cute "That's our Maron!"
And then there was…

Man, fuck you.

Teaching in Korea or Japan for a few years would be fantastic. I've heard of a number of people who have done that. Think of the GIRLS! THE GIRLS!

Yeah, I resigned from working at the Crazy House. I just got fed up one night and left. They called me on the phone and asked me if I was okay and what did I want to do so I decided to resign. I have some money saved up so I've been writing a lot and working on getting a job at another hospital.

In Simmons' other book (Which is pretty good) he reports that Holcomb became Brian Doyle Murray's girlfriend during the "Caddyshack" production and when he ran into them a few years later they were still together and she was completely demolished as a human being.

My Parent's cat died last week. This was the same cat that snuck up behind me while I was asleep and it sounded like it it said something about Cthulhu. I'm sorry my Mom lost her buddy but I'm kind of relieved.