I had no idea all this was going on. Did anybody say anything bad about Jerry Lewis or "Go Girl Crazy"?

WHAT!?!

Guess I should have left out the "Chicago" part.

I'll be the one in the Ewan McGregor latex face mask.

They told that story while explaining how meetings for Comedy Writers in the Hollywood Movie Biz are completely different from a TV Show like "The State" or "SNL" where everybody argues and yells at each other. In Hollywood a Writer has to act like every stupid thing some idiot Executive or Producer comes up with is…

Those older Sixties "Freak" guys had all kinds of incredible experiences before they grew their hair and "Dropped Out" etc. It's too easy to underestimate them as dumb ass burn outs. Where as Seventies guys like me have never been anything but wasted retards. Go ahead and insult us to our faces! We think you're being…

I didn't make that up.

When Jimi Hendrix got his first club gig in New York he had to put a band together in just a few hours. He ran into that Big Guitar store in the Village to buy something, Skunk Baxter was working behind the counter, and he wound playing bassfor Hendrix that night.

According to Tom Lennon and Ben Garant's book Marino once became enraged when one of his sketch ideas was rejected and he started throwing furniture at people. That would have been a good sketch right there, I think.

Hey, was Judy Greer the Big Werewolf Woman at the end of Christina Ricci's Werewolf Movie?

I jacked off to Renee Zellweger's big onstage monologue in "Chicago".

I only hear him when I'm in my car and they're playing shitty Music on FM. So I hear in my car a lot. Right now I'm posting and listening to Little Richard. He sodomizes mediocrity.

The two old men on our local Conservative Morning Radio Show used to always say that. I called them on the phone and told them to stop saying it. They thought it was funny and stopped. A few weeks later I called to tell them to stop saying "At the end of the day . . . " and they got mad. Then one of them dropped dead…

Now she's on that show you talk about so much.

I gotta say, as a State fan it was a real drag to see him playing one of Grace's Boyfriends on "Wil And Grace". That bitch was a pain. At least if he had played one of Wil's Boyfriends we would have gotten to make him do funny Comedy faces.

Can we make fudge and sit up talking about it all night?

I'm older than you guys. I was brainwashed by FM Radio in the Seventies so I am incapable of mocking Steely Dan.

He was on that NBC show ten million years ago where Marino was sitting on the couch, everybody ran into the room hollering about how there had just been an earthquake, and Marino's Girlfriend - Played by the really cute State Trooper girl from "Broken Arrow" - raised her head up into the shot from Marino's crotch to…

Oh! The Waittress? Is that who you've been talking about?

Yes, it is.