That's cool.

So . . . What's it gonna be this afternoon? Steely Dan jokes or Kevin Pollak jokes? Hhhhmmm . . . I could go with jokes about that new Eddie Murphy Movie? Nah! Too easy! Kevin Pollak? Uh . . . What the fuck, let's go with Steely Dan until something funny happens on the Newswire.

"Neil Cassady used to drive it, man!"

What an odd band.

I was in an elevator about an hour ago and I thought of John Hamm in that picture.

CGI Caterpillers!

I guess you don't have a girlfriend.

He's too good looking to write the screenplay! He should have played John Carter!

"People just like saying 'Illuminati'!"

"Zzzzzz . . . Huh? Wha? I knew it would be terrible if Abraham Lincoln triumphed but this is RIDICULOUS!!!"

Yeah, the "Oh, that guy" guy.

We have to figure out something a Zombie Shark would do to you that is worse than what a Living Shark would do. Oh My God! Maybe that's where Chevy Chase's Land Shark came from? It was a Shark that died, turned into a Zombie, and now it's walking around, doing tons of Coke, and making Movies with Goldie Hawn!

That's why it's only eighty one minutes long. Any longer and you'd run out to get some Real Life Sushi.

What about chicken? You gotta like chicken.

Yeah, I can kill more time without posting so much lame shit.

"Jimmy Carter"! He's on MARS!!! "You are watching 'MAD TV'!"

There's a good reason people drink. You want to sober up? Spend more time alone.

Ask the shrimp.

I had a Quarter Pounder With Cheese a few hours ago that was one of the best things I've ever eaten in my entire Life.

A "Decay Bride" joke occurred to me but I'm not really into it.