Beer.

He'll always be "Why am I watching this?" to me.

Bradford Cox arriving in a hot air balloon!

He's no Bradford Cox!!

Yeah, if this World is really all we'll ever have, fuck yeah - Let's kill and loot and rape and come up with a big phoney reason to say it's the right thing to do. Take the World seriously and you're just a pig in shit.

I had a Quarter Pounder With Cheese about an hour ago. You know how sometimes McDonalds is terrible and sometimes it's so good you can't fuckin' believe it? I could not fuckin' believe how good this cheeseburger was.

Victor is Correct.

Has he ever had a song about a Housewife working out at the gym?

Fuck, after all those years as a Replacements fan that sounds AWESOME!

Ol' Jimmy really suffers in comparison to Springsteen as a live performer. Buffet has exactly ONE move - "Lookit me, I'm holding my leg up in the air! Look! Standin' on one leg! I got my foot up in front o' me! I'm a nut! Outta control!"

It's a Show Tune.

Kinda shitty to work your ass off making sure everybody in the World thinks your Dad was an asshole.

Cars, girls, surfin', beer
Nothin' else matters here!

The Eyebrows, gotta have The Eyebeows. That dude is cool as fuck!

And good for Dylan.

He's a PUPPET. Right now eleven Writers are scripting his interview with Jon Stewart in the next issue of Rolling Stone.

Those Skynyrd guys think they're The Best Band Ever, how else do you think they've made it through all the crap that's happened through the years. Bruce Springsteen is a joke to those guys (They're a bunch of assholes, actually).

Blue-collar people might like Springsteen but they fuckin' hate that "Working Man" shit coming from a zillionaire Rock Star. They fuckin' LAUGH at that shit no matter much they might whoop it up when actually attending one of his shows.

I had a poster of Springsteen on the wall so long ago he looked like he weighed one hundred and fifteen pounds and had that greasy beard.

"There's what is and there's what ain't . . . "