Enough with the god damn "Basement" Humor.

I probably shouldn't have dragged anybody else into my already innocuous Elvis-Bruce thing.

Topher Grace will have his Revenge!

I am God's Forgotten Retard.

Sweey Clam, baby - You fuckin' kill me.

Religon transcends Revolution. This world is barely worth paying attention to much less launching a military struggle to steal other people's shit.

When I was in the boring Peacetime Army I went through this phase where I read every single book in the Post Library about the World's Religons. I'm not spouting some Hippy BS about how "They're all saying THE SAME THING!!" but as a Christian I have a lot of respect and interest in the major Religons (Still don't…

I think every black guy in the United States Army while I was serving did a Springsteen impression. Those guys were hilarious.

Dave Marsh is a fuckin' asshole. His Springsteen book is hilarious - He writes this insane shit like " . . . and that's why they call Jon Landau The Man!". Has anybody been able to finish his Who book? I'm amused to learn of the existence of a Dave Marsh Radio Show.

I stand by my Elvis-Bruce comparison - Dopey guys mysteriously touched with freakisih Genius. Springsteen starts talking and comes off like Miss New Jersey in the segment of the Pageant where the girls talk about The Big Issues America Faces Today. I know better than to expect most of the AV Club to even think about…

I meant Jethro Clampett.

I used up all my raisins making Prison Booze.

Well, Fibbermayhee, Brother! Fibbermayhee!

Shit, yeah! Urkel was out there the whole time John was pulling glass out of his feet and Urkel KNEW, Urkel could FEEL that somewhere out there that night there a Good Man Fighting The Good Fight and Urkel's Spirit was RIGHT THERE the whole time lending his Urkel Force and Power every step of the way! Fuck, yeah! And…

Whaaat!?! Springsteen and Spike Lee aren't reading all this and crying like little bitches? Well, what's the point?

Ha Ha! Balki!

Springsteen is a lot like Elvis - A brilliant Musician of average intelligence who allowed himself to be cheapened and exploited by really shitty people. I listen to something like "Nebraska" and "Born To Run" and couldn't be more confused by the guy who created them if today he was in Hollywood making shitty teenage…

The Koran is a very good book.

What about Mark Lynn Baker?

I keep meaning to see "Clockers". I liked that book and people seem to like the Movie.